HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
It’s like a Nintendo Switch but smaller and cuter and it comes in yellow. It also doesn’t let you play games on the tv. But did I mention it’s cute?
Nintendo Switch Lite
Blue light is bad! It’s giving us all headaches and ruining our precious little eyes! For that reason, you should pick these up and block out all the bs.
MVMT Everscroll Glasses
You can’t have enough of these classic systems so get this one. And the NES one. And the SNES one. And, hell, the PlayStation one as well.
SEGA Genesis Classic
If you’ve ever listened to a podcast, you already know who Quip is. And thankfully, they actually make wonderful little toothbrushes!
Quip Metal Toothbrush
It can tweet! It can transition! It can play music! It can put your face on things! It can make clips! Basically, it can do everything you’re too lazy to.
Elgato Stream Deck
In the midst of all of your stressful holiday shopping, meal planning and snow shoveling you should never forget to TREAT YO' SELF.
Treat Yo' Self Embroidered Robe
The government may be watching you but if you don’t have anything to hide then put one of these in every room in your house.
This one's expensive, I know. But the new iPad Pro paired with the Keyboard Folio and Apple Pencil is the ultimate creative person's dream.
Apple iPad Pro
They're comfortable, made of wool, come in a bunch of different colors and I've even been asked if mine were Yeezy's. Score!
Allbirds Merino Wool Sneakers
Hosting a Christmas party and want to make sure each guest that rings your doorbell was actually invited? Well, have I got the product for you!
If you know anyone (or if you are someone) that loves video games and has a super obsessive personality, this encyclopedia is just for you.
Super Mario Encyclopedia
Backpacks are cool. Even if you don't have a class to get to, you should still have one to keep all your rad stuff in and Herschel's are best.
Absolutely necessary for the music-lover on the go or the office worker that wants a podcast in one ear. Now with noise cancellation!
Apple AirPods Pro
It’s the same game you remember but this time he looks like a little toy and so do all his little friends and every environment he interacts with.
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
This green screen is perfect if you’re getting into the streaming game and want to legitimize your set up by hiding the family photos behind you.
Elgato Green Screen
One of the best games of the year, easily, and one of the best games of all time, possibly. Endless possibilities and endless ways to hate yourself!
Super Mario Maker 2
Google says Stadia is going to be the future of gaming. Believe them? Prove it by picking up one of these lil guys and stream some games!
Google Stadia Founder’s Edition
Have a significant other that can’t sleep without the hum of nothingness? Then let me introduce you to this lil’ monster!
Snooz White Noise Machine
A single player Star Wars game where you jump from planet to planet bashin’ up Storm Troopers and force pushing nerds off cliffs? Send it!
Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order
If music creation is a hobby of yours, this little guy is perfect for any situation. Use it to write the next hit Christmas carol or perform ballads for your cat.
Akai Professional MPK Mini Play
If you don't get down with Calvin & Hobbes then I don't think I get down with you. An all-time classic that will forever exist only in the form of a comic.
The Complete Calvin & Hobbes
I know, I know - another Apple product. But what can I say? They're number one for a reason. This is the best smart watch money can buy.
Apple Watch Series 5
If you know anyone that's looking to get into streaming video games using a game console, this product is the first essential step.
Elgato Game Capture HD60
First there was Klask - now there’s Klask 4! Play with three friends instead of just one so that you can’t hate three people instead of just one!
Want to take little Polaroids like we did back we we were youths? Want to also do it while representing the coolest show on Netflix? Here!
Stranger Things Polaroid Original
I seriously don’t think there’s a better use for your money than spending $7 a month to get pretty much everything Disney has ever done.
Disney+ One Year Subscription
Between Apple TV+ and Apple Arcade, there has never been a better time to get an Apple TV. Watch The Morning Show! Play Skate City!
Apple TV & Apple TV+
Imagine you’re out in the forest, thirsty, with only a small pond in sight. Well, just load this guy up with some of that dirt water and press that button!
Larq Water Bottle
It’s technically the first generation of Pokemon games to be released on a home console and with that comes a new wild area and happiness!
Pokemon Sword & Shield
If you’re like me and refuse to set up your streaming desk in the middle of a room to make space for light boxes, this is everything you need.
Elgato Key Light
It's the perfect vintage-style turntable to pair with your collection of Beatles & Kendrick Lamar records. You know you have both.
Crosley Switch II Turntable
A collection of wonderful recipes, personal stories and family history that is every bit as insightful as it is humorous.
Matty Matheson: A Cookbook
If you aren’t following this dude on Instagram that’s a damn shame. If you don’t have an Instagram, well, just buy this book instead.
Strange Planet Book
Whether you have a child, are planning on having a child or have crazy amnesia and need a modernized refresher course, get these books.
The Little Homie: Brooklyn's Finest
The weirdest game of the year is also bound to be one of the best! Hideo Kojima rarely disappoints so dip those feet in this afterbirth-filled water.
I was going to put Stardew Valley on this list but I'm just going to assume that everyone already has it so you should get this cute little companion!
Stardew Valley Guidebook